Let’s… Sorta… Talk About Rage Racer

Rage Racer is definitely an apt word for this game. There’s something appropriate about calling it Rage Racer when you feel as though Namco, a company who can make very good games, should be doing a bit more for their patrons than what they give us here. When they first graced the Playstation with Ridge…

Let’s Talk About Soul Blade

Transcending history, and the world, a tale of souls and swords, eternally retold. Officially one of the greatest opening lines in any game ever. Truer facts are indeed hard to come by. But when the booming announcer speaks those immortal lines, you are already immersed into what this game is about to give you. Indeed,…

Let’s Talk About Bloody Roar

Look, you and I both know that some people are going to see a game like this and automatically think of furries. For the uninitiated, furries are people who like to dress up in somewhat cartoon-like animal costumes. However, the internet has managed to make it all a little bit more complicated than that but…

Let’s NOT Talk About Shadow Struggle… but Let’s Talk About Critical Blow

So here’s a new one. I figured that with both Shadow Struggle and Critical Blow being created by the same developer, AND with one being a… sort of sequel to the other, that I’d lump the pair of them together into one review. Therefore, you only have to listen to me rabbiting on for half…

Let’s… Sorta… Talk About Circuit Breakers

If Micro Machines were still a legitimate thing, I would be a very happy man. You might be asking, “but didn’t they release a Micro Machines game recently?” and I would stop you there before you embarrassed yourself because THAT GAME DOES NOT DESERVE A SINGLE MENTION IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF ANYTHING ANYWHERE. Very…

Let’s NOT Talk About Destrega

I’m not exactly a fan of rock-paper-scissors as a game. When someone, particularly a child in my class, asks me to play it, I have to ask what the rules are and they think I’m an idiot. I mean it’s true, I’m an idiot because I’m a teacher for a living, but what I mean…

Let’s Talk About G-Darius

There’s something fishy going on with this game. I won’t carp on about it too much. I cod tell you more about why there’s something unusual with it, but I wouldn’t bream of such a thing. It’s a shrimple matter, I know. I might be able to explain it to the tuna of a well-known…

Let’s NOT Talk About Agent Armstrong

Agent Armstrong feels like the Schroedinger’s Cat of PS1 gaming. It is safe to say that this game did indeed exist… but no one really knows truly if it did. What’s inside the box, you might ask. It’s a copy of Agent Armstrong for the PS1, of course, you might respond. But is it truly…

Let’s NOT Talk About Monster Trucks

Wait just a damn minute here, people. Did I just do two racing game reviews in as many weeks?! What the hell is wrong with me? Am I running out of games or am I just in a weird place where I reviewed racing games instead of fighting games? Did one of you hit me…