Teacher by day, frenetic-to-the-point-of-what-the-effery reviewer the rest of the time. Look, if you want weirdly-written reviews about retro games from a bygone era that only I can remember, then great, you’re in the right place! That place is my head and depending on my mood, you’re either welcome or GET OUT OF MY HEAD!
Also a former journalist but we don’t talk about that.
In all honesty, now 33, still pining for the good old days of gaming when it was still new and exciting and technology hadn’t turned making boobs jiggle realistically into an art form because it clearly isn’t. You’ll either enjoy my review style or you’ll get lost half way through the first paragraph or so. I mean, I COULD write things PROPERLY but where’s the fun in that?